foot in mouth disease

i think i got asked out on a date today. i was kind of taken aback and not particularly interested. it reminded me of this time when i was thought i was going to get pizza with this guy from the dorm, in a just going to get pizza sort of way. he showed up in a collared shirt and kakis and, not knowing what else to do, i ran. sometimes i think i haven't grown up too much since then.