and the winner is...
instead of judging the bands i saw last night at the "elm city music festival" by any criteria of musicianship, i will instead rate them by their, well, buns.
dysrhythmia: much head moving. less bun moving.
the thermals: described as "zwan, but better". earnest indie rock = no buns. although the bassist has some cool fucking hair.
brian jonestown massacre: was too distracted by the horrible haircuts on the lead singer and guitarist to notice any bun shaking.
the american analog set: obviously the clear winners. maraca player with rhythm = fab bun-shaking moments.
instead of judging the bands i saw last night at the "elm city music festival" by any criteria of musicianship, i will instead rate them by their, well, buns.
dysrhythmia: much head moving. less bun moving.
the thermals: described as "zwan, but better". earnest indie rock = no buns. although the bassist has some cool fucking hair.
brian jonestown massacre: was too distracted by the horrible haircuts on the lead singer and guitarist to notice any bun shaking.
the american analog set: obviously the clear winners. maraca player with rhythm = fab bun-shaking moments.
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