Tuesday, December 23, 2003

instead of going to the high school reunion, i can...

1. rearrange my furniture
2. listen to cds
3. picture who got fat and had babies without having to actually a) see or b) make small talk with them
4. come up with exciting questions to ask my friends who did go to the reunion like:
i) how many people are living with their parents
iii) how many people said they were in "finance"
iv) how many people said they were in "law school"
v) how many people were lying
5. photoshop myself into the reunion pictures to show my kids


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