tonight i met professional hockey players. tomorrow, we are having a "white trash" themed happy hour for the cell bio department. with pbr and chicken wings. this will be infinitely better than the usual pate and imported cheese. although i feel a bit guilty about the theme after reading a book about class and poor white america. somehow making fun of rednecks isn't as funny when the people cracking the jokes have the "jeff foxworthy show" as their connection to the rural south.