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Those Brits have all the best ideas. Here is the latest: a crack baby. That's right. Want to keep your kids off alcohol and drugs? Have them take care of the crack baby for a couple of nights.

Hey, wait a second. Don't teenagers think they are immune from pregnancy? Maybe this will convince them not to be pediatric nurses at a rehab clinic or something.

[story via gawker]